Top Ten Reasons to Vote for a Mormon President >You knew these wouldn't be far behind! Here you go:
10) The National Cathedral could be renamed the National Tabernacle.
9) NASA could commission a satellite to 'hie to Kolob'.
8) The Secret Service could be renamed the Sacred Service.
7) All official government prayers could include the phrase 'that we all >can get home safely'.
6) Napoleon Dynamite could get someone other than Pedro elected.
5) The President could not only explain things in Layman's terms, but also >Lemuel's terms.
4) The President could issue pardons in exchange for 100% home teaching.
3) Not only could he pronounce 'Nuclear' but also 'Mahonri Moriancumer'and >'Maher Shalal Hash Baz'.
2) At his inauguration he would swear on the Bible 'as far as it is >translated correctly'.
1) Finally, a first family large enough to fill up the White House.
Saturday, May 12, 2007
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I'm all about Mormon Domination! I was reading an article about him the other day and 25% of people in the USA wouldn't vote for him just because he's Mormon. Where's the love?
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